You'll never beat the Irish - Euroguff Day 7
NEW GIMMICK!
Last night we had Euroguff Live as @subterranean_ Eddie Gufftweeted™ from a pub in Holland as the Edam fanciers tiptoed to the brink of exiting Euro 2012. No fewer than thirteen predictors have them as tournament winners.
OLD GIMMICK!
Who Should I Be Cheering For Today™?
Italy v Croatia, 5pm
Most Euroguffers have this down as a win for Italy, but three Dalmatians have the Croats being victorious.
Draw
Croatia win
Tim Henman
roy the hodgson
Bayer Neverlusen
Soccer Sage
Roy Hodgson
Letina lotagoals
Sepp Bladder
Simon Grayson
B B Foot
McFuddle 'O Toole
Benny The Ball
Tom Laidlaw
Brown Fox
Arsenedof Nowhere
Septic Tank Charlton
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Naven Johnson
Canary
Wicked Woy Wodgson
Hatch's Heros
The Special [Measures] One
Normski Gunner
Del Garnett
Spain v Ireland, 7.45pm
A fierce game for the Irish. No fewer that sixty-tree Euroguffers see this as an open goal for the, er, reigning world and European champions. Mr Awesome sticks his neck out for a draw but someone buy Claudio Inglesias Failte a pint of Guinness, a packet of Taito and a large Jameson chaser! Green-blooded Claud stands grand as the only player to have Ireland down to win this fecker. The same Claude recently got into trouble with his wife when he bet their house on Jedward for Eurovision.
- Claude, yesterday
Martin Sorrell
Shareholders
Total
1=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon Huesser
16
1=
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
16
3=
Tim Henman
david hickson
14
3=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
14
3=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
14
3=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
14
3=
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
14
3=
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
14
3=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
14
3=
Vuvuzela
Sandra Benfer
14
3=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
14
12=
2012sheds
Pete smith
12
12=
Steve Mclaren
JT
12
12=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
12
12=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
12
12=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
12
12=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
12
12=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
12
12=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
12
12=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
12
12=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
12
12=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
12
12=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
12
12=
Swiss T
Thomas Angst
12
25=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
10
25=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
10
25=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
10
25=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
10
25=
B B Foot
Rory
10
25=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
10
25=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
10
25=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
10
25=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
10
25=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
10
25=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
10
25=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
10
25=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
10
25=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
10
25=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
10
40=
DK Willy
DK
8
40=
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
8
40=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
8
40=
roy the hodgson
harvey
8
40=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon
8
40=
Ronaldo McDonald
Cephas Howard
8
40=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
8
40=
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
8
40=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
8
40=
Canary
Simon Barnes
8
40=
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
8
40=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
8
40=
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
8
40=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
8
40=
Letina lotagoals
Berry
8
40=
Strev87
dave strevett
6
56=
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
6
56=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
6
56=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
6
56=
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
6
56=
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
6
56=
Messi Gardener
Johnny T
6
56=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
6
56=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
6
64
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
4
65
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
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