Wimbledon starts today - Euroguff day 18

And I had so many ideas for headlines

"Anti pasta"; crude photoshops of the Italian Job; maybe a Cornetto reference or two. The lot!

If only Joe Hart had been to Euroguff University

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Well done to Italy

Fully deserved. And they saved us from what would have been exactly the same fate (but worse) v Germany on Thursday.

NEVER MIND!??

England may be out, but Euroguff is immortal. Three more games to go and anyone could win* All the quarter final exit points are now in, but there are 16 points still to play for.

Kafka

Time Loop

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Paulo Di Harringtonio

Paul Harrington

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Fabio Crapello

Martin B

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Stevie's Wunders

Steve Andrews

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Brown Fox

Jim Chambers

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Swiss T

Thomas Angst

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Ronaldo McDonald??

Cephas Howard??

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Yankee's Spankers

Dave Robertshaw

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Vuvuzela????

Sandra Benfer

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Anjusha Klins-Morinho

Anna Wilson

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Tim Henman

david hickson

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Sepp Bladder

Carl Mesner Lyons

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Simon Grayson

Paul Revy

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Arsenedof Nowhere

Darren Hanson

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Simoneo Huesserelli

Simon Huesser

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Gazza

Gary Taylor

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B B Foot

Rory

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Mrs Euroguff

Mrs Carlosfandango_

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Canary

Simon Barnes

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Christophe Woodini

Chris Wood

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Hatch's Heros

Chris Matthews

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Letina lotagoals??

Berry

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DK Willy

DK

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roy the hodgson

harvey

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Harry Redface

Dan McGrath

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Naven Johnson

Eddie Vassallo

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Kicker Conspiracy

Tim Fiddies

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Hansi Mueller

Bernd Friedle

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Scotty McNasty

Andrew Robb

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Mozzer

Paul Conroy

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Wheat Dodger

Leanne McGirr

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The Special [Measures] One

Tim Donnelly Smith

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Del Garnett

Darren Gavigan

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Don revie

Simon Andrews

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Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)

Matt Brooke-Smith

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Earsane Wanger

Paul Shaw

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Tom Laidlaw

Tom Laidlaw

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Toy Dodgson

Kelsey O

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Ivor Greatidea

Steve Edney

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Is Pele Playing?

John Orta

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Wicked Woy Wodgson

David Patterson

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Andy Grey

Darren Holdaway

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Dario Made-the-Gradi

David of Crook

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Toy Bodgson

Tom Barton

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Dirk Diggler

Nik Goodman

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Benny The Ball

Nick Townend

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Bring Back Bobby Robson

Dan Jamieson

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Trap A Tony

Tony Power

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2012sheds

Pete smith

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El Pringle

Keith Pringle

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Steve Mclaren

JT

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Mr. Awesome

Geroge Pokorny

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Big Ron Colonel Saunders

Andrew Hartland

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Normski Gunner

Norman House

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Claudio Inglesias Failte

Claude Tonna-Barthet

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Bayer Neverlusen

Rob Broome

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Roy Hodgson

John Catterfeld

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Mike Bassett

Eamonn Newell

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McFuddle 'O Toole

Gordon??

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George Osborne is a twat

Andy Young

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Bill Shankly

Bob Steadman

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Strev87

dave strevett

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Septic Tank Charlton

Jeremy Crisp

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Lorem Ipsum

Jon D

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Messi Gardener

Johnny T??

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Soccer Sage

Mike Xenakis

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