The Double Teapot - Euroguff day 2
After a splendidly odd opening ceremony that was just two edits away from a creepy Aphex Twin video, Euro 2012 is under way
Poland v Greece was a cracking opener. After going a goal (and a man) down, there were devaluing rumours about the Germans having to come on and bail the Greeks out. In the end, they didn't need it and would have won other than for??that saved penalty.
And weren't Russia good! No-one from the 65 (SIXTY FIVE!!) Euroguff predictors has them down as tournament winners - just two hardline communist sympathisers have them making the semis - Medals For Work in Agriculture??get pinned on Dave Bassett (Eamonn N) and Don Revie (Simon A).
Today should be a bloodbath. Time, ladies and gentlemen for the Group of Death!
This is how Euroguffers?? see the scythe swinging:
Just two heretics, Yankee's Spankers (Dave R) and Mrs Euroguff (Sally) have the Danes being great.
Statistically Misleading Early League Table???
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Euroguffer
Street name
Total
1=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
4
1=
Vuvuzela????
Sandra Benfer
4
1=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
4
1=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
4
1=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
4
1=
Swiss T
Thomas
4
7=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
2
7=
Tim Henman
david hickson
2
7=
2012sheds
Pete smith
2
7=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
2
7=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
2
7=
B B Foot
Rory
2
7=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon??
2
7=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
2
7=
Strev87
dave strevett
2
7=
Steve Mclaren
JT
2
7=
Ronaldo McDonald??
Cephas Howard??
2
7=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
2
7=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
2
7=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
2
7=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
2
7=
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
2
7=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon
2
7=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
2
7=
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
2
7=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
2
7=
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
2
7=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
2
7=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
2
7=
Canary
Simon Barnes
2
7=
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
2
7=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
2
7=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
2
7=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
2
35=
DK Willy
DK
0
35=
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
0
35=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
0
35=
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
0
35=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
0
35=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
0
35=
roy the hodgson
harvey
0
35=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
0
35=
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
0
35=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
0
35=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
0
35=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
0
35=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
0
35=
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
0
35=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
0
35=
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
0
35=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
0
35=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
0
35=
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
0
35=
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
0
35=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
0
35=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
0
35=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
0
35=
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
0
35=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
0
35=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
0
35=
Messi Gardener
Johnny T??
0
35=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
0
35=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
0
35=
Letina lotagoals??
Berry
0
35=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
0
