Hollololololololand - Euroguff Day 11
Angela Merkel responds to Ireland's #donttellmerkel
The Irish may be going home, but Spain, Italy and Croatia have it all to play for. Day 11, and it's counting time for the Group of Debt.
Who should I cheer for? Italy v Ireland
Seen in terms of carbohydrates, 42 Euroguffers have Italy getting pasta post, 18 can stomach a stodgy draw and five have Ireland as the 'champ'. BWHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL.
You'll never beat the Irish
Channeling Ray Houghton
Roy Hodgson
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Mike Bassett
Mr. Awesome
roy the hodgson
Kicker Conspiracy
McFuddle 'O Toole
Trap A Tony
Benny The Ball
Messi Gardener
Strev87
Scotty McNasty
Steve Mclaren
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Brown Fox
Arsenedof Nowhere
Septic Tank Charlton
Lorem Ipsum
Normski Gunner
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Dirk Diggler
Del Garnett
Swiss T
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Who should I cheers for? Croatia v Spain
No fewer than 58 Eurogees have Spain reigning, with six thinking the Balkans are more complicated than that and just Yankee's Spankers thinking the Spanish will end up with empanada.
Croatia win
Stalemate
Yankee's Spankers
Bayer Neverlusen
Scotty McNasty
Tom Laidlaw
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Toy Bodgson
Normski Gunner
+ + + NEW FEATURE - European sports media compared + + +
El País v Sunday Mirror
- Defender Raúl Albiol artfully rendered in the Spanish paper
- Alex Gerrard in a bikini. On her wedding anniversary.
Stand and deliver
Named
Shamed
Total
1
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
28
2=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
26
2=
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
26
2=
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
26
5=
Tim Henman
david hickson
24
5=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon Huesser
24
5=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
24
8=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
22
8=
B B Foot
Rory
22
8=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
22
8=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
22
8=
Vuvuzela
Sandra Benfer
22
8=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
22
8=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
22
8=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
22
8=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
22
8=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
22
8=
Swiss T
Thomas Angst
22
19=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
20
19=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
20
19=
Steve Mclaren
JT
20
19=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
20
19=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
20
19=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
20
19=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
20
19=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
20
19=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
20
28=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
18
28=
2012sheds
Pete smith
18
28=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
18
28=
roy the hodgson
harvey
18
28=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon
18
28=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
18
28=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
18
28=
Ronaldo McDonald
Cephas Howard
18
28=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
18
28=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
18
28=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
18
28=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
18
28=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
18
28=
Letina lotagoals
Berry
18
42=
DK Willy
DK
16
42=
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
16
42=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
16
42=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
16
42=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
16
42=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
16
42=
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
16
42=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
16
42=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
16
42=
Messi Gardener
Johnny T
16
52=
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
14
52=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
14
52=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
14
52=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
14
52=
Canary
Simon Barnes
14
52=
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
14
52=
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
14
52=
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
14
52=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
14
61=
Strev87
dave strevett
12
61=
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
12
63=
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
10
63=
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
10
63=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
10
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