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Haloumi, Hallo you
I am typing this on one of those new retsina screens ahead of donertime tonight when Greece will pitta their skills against Germany.??May the feta team win.
Six percent of Ouzoguffers have Greece going out at this stage, and 11% have the Germans coming down from Mount Olympus.??
The Greek teamsheet
But for hamstring injuries, and certain fantastical beasts, the Greek XI could have been heroic:
- Achilles, hero of the Trojan War and a central character in Homer's Iliad
- Ajax the Great, a hero of the Trojan War and king of Salamis
- Bellerophon, hero who slew the Chimera
- Daedalus, creator of the labyrinth and great inventor.
- Diomedes, a king of Argos (not the shop) and hero of the Trojan War
- Ganymede, Trojan hero and lover of Zeus, who was given immortality and appointed cup-bearer to the gods
- Jason, leader of the Argonauts
- Odysseus, a hero and king of Ithaca whose adventures are the subject of Homer's Odyssey
- Orpheus, a legendary musician and poet who attempted to retrieve his dead wife from the Underworld
- Perseus, son of Zeus and the founder-king of Mycenae and slayer of the Gorgon Medusa
- Theseus, son of Poseidon, a king of Athens and slayer of the Minotaur
Stand in the place where you were, now face north. Think about direction wonder why you haven't before
League table after last night's Ronaldo show. 48% of you correctly predicted a Czech exit at this stage.
Hummus
Taramasalata
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1
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
64
2
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
60
3
Tim Henman
david hickson
58
4=
Ronaldo McDonald??
Cephas Howard??
56
4=
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
56
4=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
56
4=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
56
8=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
54
8=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
54
8=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
54
8=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon Huesser
54
8=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
54
8=
Swiss T
Thomas Angst
54
14=
B B Foot
Rory
52
14=
Vuvuzela????
Sandra Benfer
52
14=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
52
14=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
52
14=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
52
14=
Letina lotagoals??
Berry
52
20=
DK Willy
DK
50
20=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
50
20=
roy the hodgson
harvey
50
20=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
50
20=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
50
20=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
50
26=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
48
26=
Canary
Simon Barnes
48
26=
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
48
26=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
48
26=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
48
26=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
48
32=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
46
32=
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
46
32=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
46
32=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
46
32=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
46
32=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
46
38=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
44
38=
2012sheds
Pete smith
44
38=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
44
38=
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
44
38=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
44
38=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
44
44=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
42
44=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
42
44=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
42
44=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
42
44=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
42
44=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
42
44=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
42
44=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
42
44=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
42
53=
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
40
53=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
40
53=
Steve Mclaren
JT
40
53=
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
40
53=
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
40
53=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
40
59=
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
38
59=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon??
38
59=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
38
59=
Messi Gardener
Johnny T??
38
63
Strev87
dave strevett
36
64
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
34
65
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
32
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