England expects - Euroguff Day 4
This blog post was scheduled to be guest edited by Rio Ferdinand, but at the last minute, I decided to do it myself - for footballing reasons.
So today's the day when this beautiful and open tournament with it's free-flowing spirit and sublime displays of skill welcomes... John Terry and England. What could possibly go wrong???
??- England fans amassed near Donetsk, earlier.
It's also the day when all the play-it-down, low key expectations get bundled head first out of the window. At 4.59pm the nation will once again throw off what is now 46 years of hurt and levitate collectively - "WE COULD WIN THIS YOU KNOW!"
Euroguffers' predictions for England v France 5pm:
LIONHEARTS
England win
EUROSCEPTICS
Draw
SEDITIONISTS
France win
Andy Grey
DK Willy
2012sheds
Dario Made-the-Gradi
Tim Henman
Bayer Neverlusen
Simon Grayson
Sepp Bladder
Roy Hodgson
B B Foot
El Pringle
Mike Bassett
Ronaldo McDonald??
McFuddle 'O Toole
roy the hodgson
Harry Redface
Benny The Ball
Strev87
Lorem Ipsum
Steve Mclaren
Scotty McNasty
Mr. Awesome
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Don revie
Naven Johnson
Earsane Wanger
Tom Laidlaw
Yankee's Spankers
Arsenedof Nowhere
Toy Dodgson
Mozzer
Septic Tank Charlton
Brown Fox
Hansi Mueller
Simoneo Huesserelli
Ivor Greatidea
Vuvuzela????
Bring Back Bobby Robson
George Osborne is a twat
Fabio Crapello
Is Pele Playing?
Mrs Euroguff
Messi Gardener
Toy Bodgson
Soccer Sage
Kicker Conspiracy
Bill Shankly
Canary
Wicked Woy Wodgson
Gazza
Christophe Woodini
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Wheat Dodger
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Stevie's Wunders
Hatch's Heros
Normski Gunner
Trap A Tony
Claudio Inglesias Failte
The Special [Measures] One
Letina lotagoals??
Swiss T
Dirk Diggler
Del Garnett
Oh yeah, that other game:
Euroguff League table after six games
Awkwardly, my wife is now clear leader. I promise there's no fiddling or hacking going on! Don't put me in front of Leveson!!
Weekend name
Office name
Total
1
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
10
2=
2012sheds
Pete smith
8
2=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
8
2=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
8
2=
Vuvuzela????
Sandra Benfer
8
2=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
8
2=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
8
2=
Swiss T
Thomas Angst
8
9=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
6
9=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
6
9=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
6
9=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon
6
9=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
6
9=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
6
9=
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
6
9=
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
6
9=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
6
9=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
6
9=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
6
9=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
6
21=
DK Willy
DK
4
21=
Tim Henman
david hickson
4
21=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
4
21=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
4
21=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
4
21=
B B Foot
Rory
4
21=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon??
4
21=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
4
21=
Strev87
dave strevett
4
21=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
4
21=
Steve Mclaren
JT
4
21=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
4
21=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
4
21=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
4
21=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
4
21=
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
4
21=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
4
21=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
4
21=
Canary
Simon Barnes
4
21=
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
4
21=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
4
21=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
4
21=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
4
21=
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
4
45=
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
2
45=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
2
45=
roy the hodgson
harvey
2
45=
Ronaldo McDonald??
Cephas Howard??
2
45=
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
2
45=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
2
45=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
2
45=
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
2
45=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
2
45=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
2
45=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
2
45=
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
2
45=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
2
45=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
2
45=
Messi Gardener
Johnny T??
2
45=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
2
45=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
2
45=
Letina lotagoals??
Berry
2
63=
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
0
63=
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
0
63=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
0