Drawn and quartered - Euroguff Day 14
Now it's a knockout
- Ed Stewart Stuart Hall, yesterday
Prophets of doom
91% of Euroguffers incorrectly predicted the Greeks would have exited the Euro(s) by now, and 15% had no faith that England would get out of the group stages.
TODAY'S BIG MATCH - Czech Rep. v Portugal
22% of Euroguffers thought Portugal would go out at this quarter final stage whereas a whopping 48% had their opponents Czeching out tonight.
- Ronaldo hiding a zit, yesterday
NEW FEATURE - Euroguff University
#1 - the greatest penalty in Euroguff history
In 1976 the final was between Czechoslovakia and West Germany. After extra time, it was 2–2, and the first penalty shootout in a final ensued. The first seven kicks were converted and then Uli Hoeneß, ballooned his over the bar. With the score at 4–3, Antonin Panenka stepped up to take the fifth Czechoslovakian penalty. Legendary German goalkeeper Sepp Maier dived to his left, while Panenka chipped the ball straight down the middle of the net. It was the ultimate death or glory gamble - and it paid off. Just look at their faces! Panenka is still a hero to many and his name is synonymous with that type of shot.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp2HZNheCZ8?wmode=transparent]
Standings including points for guessing first round exits
Quarter Master
Quarter Pounder
1
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
60
2=
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
56
2=
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
56
4=
Tim Henman
david hickson
54
4=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon Huesser
54
6=
B B Foot
Rory
52
6=
Ronaldo McDonald
Cephas Howard
52
6=
Vuvuzela
Sandra Benfer
52
6=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
52
6=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
52
6=
Letina lotagoals
Berry
52
12=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
50
12=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
50
12=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
50
12=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
50
12=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
50
12=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
50
12=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
50
12=
Swiss T
Thomas Angst
50
20=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
48
20=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
48
20=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
48
20=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
48
20=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
48
20=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
48
26=
DK Willy
DK
46
26=
roy the hodgson
harvey
46
26=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
46
26=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
46
26=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
46
26=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
46
26=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
46
33=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
44
33=
2012sheds
Pete smith
44
33=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
44
33=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
44
33=
Canary
Simon Barnes
44
33=
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
44
33=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
44
40=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
42
40=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
42
40=
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
42
40=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
42
40=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
42
40=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
42
40=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
42
40=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
42
48=
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
40
48=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
40
48=
Steve Mclaren
JT
40
48=
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
40
48=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
40
53=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
38
53=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
38
53=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon
38
53=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
38
53=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
38
53=
Messi Gardener
Johnny T
38
59=
Strev87
dave strevett
36
59=
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
36
59=
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
36
59=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
36
63=
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
34
63=
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
34
65
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
32
Countdown to Sunday - the England hype machine stirs
They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
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