Andy, we forgive the top knot - Euroguff Day 9
England win. What an odd feeling to wake up to. Re-live it with these splendid animated gifs of Welbeck and Carroll's goals yesterday.
And here's how one ex-pat Euroguffer, Simon Grayson, kept his (American) daughter up to date with the score:
Who should I cheer for? Czech Republic v Poland
This is one of those games where no-one has a clue, so opinion is spread evenly across the Euroguff predictive canvas spectrum range area.
Czech pattern
draw
Polish this
Andy Grey
DK Willy
2012sheds
El Pringle
Tim Henman
Bayer Neverlusen
Mike Bassett
Dario Made-the-Gradi
Sepp Bladder
Simon Grayson
Roy Hodgson
Strev87
roy the hodgson
Benny The Ball
Toy Dodgson
B B Foot
Steve Mclaren
Harry Redface
McFuddle 'O Toole
Earsane Wanger
Ivor Greatidea
Scotty McNasty
Brown Fox
Simoneo Huesserelli
Ronaldo McDonald
Lorem Ipsum
Is Pele Playing?
Don revie
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Soccer Sage
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Naven Johnson
Vuvuzela
Tom Laidlaw
Canary
Wheat Dodger
George Osborne is a twat
Gazza
Trap A Tony
Arsenedof Nowhere
Mozzer
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Septic Tank Charlton
Wicked Woy Wodgson
Del Garnett
Mr. Awesome
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Mrs Euroguff
Hatch's Heros
Toy Bodgson
The Special [Measures] One
Kicker Conspiracy
Messi Gardener
Yankee's Spankers
Stevie's Wunders
Bill Shankly
Normski Gunner
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Letina lotagoals
Hansi Mueller
Dirk Diggler
Fabio Crapello
Christophe Woodini
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Swiss T
*** Crisp Correction ***
So Roy Keane rang me up after yesterday's email, pointing out that I had confused Tayto with Taito - the Japanese corporate which spawned Space Invaders. According to Roy, I have to "change my mentality" and can "stick it up my bollox".
- Tayto and Taito, yesterday
Who should I cheer for? Greece v Russia
48 Euroguffers have this as an orthodox Russian victory, with just five Hellenic heroes praying for Greek rapture
Greek Orthodox
Draw
Ronaldo McDonald
Mike Bassett
Mr. Awesome
Simon Grayson
Yankee's Spankers
B B Foot
Wheat Dodger
McFuddle 'O Toole
Letina lotagoals
Toy Dodgson
Naven Johnson
Canary
Gazza
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Hatch's Heros
Stevie's Wunders
Del Garnett
Standings
Abba
Shabba
Total
1=
Tim Henman
david hickson
22
1=
Arsenedof Nowhere
Darren Hanson
22
1=
Simoneo Huesserelli
Simon Huesser
22
1=
Mrs Euroguff
Mrs Carlosfandango_
22
5=
Sepp Bladder
Carl Mesner Lyons
20
5=
Brown Fox
Jim Chambers
20
5=
Yankee's Spankers
Dave Robertshaw
20
5=
Paulo Di Harringtonio
Paul Harrington
20
5=
Hansi Mueller
Bernd Friedle
20
5=
Vuvuzela
Sandra Benfer
20
5=
Wicked Woy Wodgson
David Patterson
20
5=
Stevie's Wunders
Steve Andrews
20
5=
Del Garnett
Darren Gavigan
20
14=
Bayer Neverlusen
Rob Broome
18
14=
B B Foot
Rory
18
14=
Steve Mclaren
JT
18
14=
Bring Back Bobby Robson
Dan Jamieson
18
14=
Naven Johnson
Eddie Vassallo
18
14=
Is Pele Playing?
John Orta
18
14=
Kicker Conspiracy
Tim Fiddies
18
14=
Gazza
Gary Taylor
18
14=
Wheat Dodger
Leanne McGirr
18
14=
Fabio Crapello
Martin B
18
14=
Swiss T
Thomas Angst
18
25=
2012sheds
Pete smith
16
25=
Simon Grayson
Paul Revy
16
25=
Benny The Ball
Nick Townend
16
25=
Don revie
Simon Andrews
16
25=
Christophe Woodini
Chris Wood
16
25=
Hatch's Heros
Chris Matthews
16
25=
The Special [Measures] One
Tim Donnelly Smith
16
25=
Normski Gunner
Norman House
16
33=
Andy Grey
Darren Holdaway
14
33=
DK Willy
DK
14
33=
El Pringle
Keith Pringle
14
33=
roy the hodgson
harvey
14
33=
McFuddle 'O Toole
Gordon
14
33=
Scotty McNasty
Andrew Robb
14
33=
Earsane Wanger
Paul Shaw
14
33=
Toy Dodgson
Kelsey O
14
33=
Harry Redface
Dan McGrath
14
33=
Ivor Greatidea
Steve Edney
14
33=
Toy Bodgson
Tom Barton
14
33=
Bill Shankly
Bob Steadman
14
33=
Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Anna Wilson
14
33=
Trap A Tony
Tony Power
14
33=
Letina lotagoals
Berry
14
48
Roy Hodgson
John Catterfeld
12
48
Ronaldo McDonald
Cephas Howard
12
48
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)
Matt Brooke-Smith
12
48
Septic Tank Charlton
Jeremy Crisp
12
48
Canary
Simon Barnes
12
48
Soccer Sage
Mike Xenakis
12
48
Mozzer
Paul Conroy
12
48
Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Andrew Hartland
12
48
Messi Gardener
Johnny T
12
57=
Mike Bassett
Eamonn Newell
10
57=
Strev87
dave strevett
10
57=
Tom Laidlaw
Tom Laidlaw
10
57=
George Osborne is a twat
Andy Young
10
57=
Dirk Diggler
Nik Goodman
10
62=
Dario Made-the-Gradi
David of Crook
8
62=
Lorem Ipsum
Jon D
8
62=
Claudio Inglesias Failte
Claude Tonna-Barthet
8
65
Mr. Awesome
Geroge Pokorny
6
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